Favorite Character meme

Yes that's right it's a meme. I fucking love these things. Also, marked adult because I don't feel like censoring my language, and I may talk lewdly about my choices.

So this is the Favorite Character Meme I stole from kamui on Furaffinity.net . He apparently got it from here [link]

If you feel like guessing who these characters are, then skip the next part, I'm just going to explain them.

1 - Broadway. (Gargoyles) He is like.. 400 pounds of hot sass. He's also kind of dumb, and has a heart of gold. I want him in ways a man should never want a cartoon character. He was an easy pick.

2 - Lita, aka Sailor Jupiter (Sailor Moon). Yes I know her Japanese name is not Lita, but it's the one I heard first and I like it. The first time I ever saw her, she was removing the roof panel of an elevator. BY HIGH-KICKING IT. Seriously, this chick will kick your ass, and then finish you off with a lightning bolt. Hardcore. And she can cook.

3 - Firebrand (Demon's Crest). It really annoys me when people call him "Red Arrimer". Isn't that like calling me "Human" instead of my name? His fucking name is Firebrand, use it. Anyway.. this guy was my intro to "Monsters are holy shit hot" territory. I had a very well-used poster of this guy IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, which I doubt.

4 - Lucas Amato (Cybersix). I expect most people won't know who he is. Anyway, he's a megahunk, and really not the main character, he's more the "Lois Lane" of the Cybersix stuff, but I mean come on, look at him! Normally I can't deal with blondes, but I wouldn't mind doing a little digging for gold if the island is Lucas. Also, he's dating a genetically engineered super-transvestite, and he is okay with that.

5 - Thrall (Warcraft). I'm sure most of you probably know who Thrall is. However, how many of you knew who he was before World of Warcraft? How many of you knew who he was before Warcraft 3? I did. I was there when he escaped from a life of servitude at the hands of his cruel human master. I was there when he led the dispirited orcs out of squalor and reassembled the horde, and I cried with him when his human sister died for him. I love Thrall like you don't even know.

6 - Blanka (Street Fighter). Okay so I've always kind of liked the underdogs. Poor Jimmy somehow survives the plane wreck that separates him from his mother, and then survives for years in the wilds of Brazil. Somehow during this time he turns into a green-skinned man-beast and grows the chest hair that ENDS THE FUCKING WORLD. This boy right here is the beginning of my long-term love affair with scantily-clad, brick shit-house green men.

7 - Michelangelo (TMNT). Come on.. I was exactly the right age. He loves Pizza, -I- love pizza.. the connection is almost tangible. I was obsessed with TMNT for many years of my life. It's calmed down a bit since, but I still have a full set of 4 sitting on my desk as I type this, and I still get shivers when I hear him scream "Cowabunga"

8 - Jean-Luc Picard (Star Trek TNG). Come on. JL motherfucking P. It makes me very sad that some people might actually not know who this badass is. Of course, chances are, if you don't know who he is, I'm not very interested in talking to you, so I guess it all works out. Seriously, if this guy is choosing a team, you want to be on it. I sure as hell do.

9 - Terra Branford (Final Fantasy VI). I think having a character from a final fantasy game is kind of a staple in this meme. Terra's father was Maduin (pictured here [link] by thewielder), an Esper, which leaves her all kinds of fucked-up as she struggles through her young adulthood, not to mention being mind-manipulated by the world-dominating empire, and being thrust immediately into hardcore world-spanning rebellion. Still, aside from a brief moment of hysterical shrieking and LIGHTING ENTIRE TOWNS ON FIRE, she manages to come out of it alright. I notice I only seem to like girls who can kick my ass.. hmm.

10 - Dr. Hank McCoy (X-Men). What's not to like about the good Doctor? He's brilliant, athletic, velvety-soft to the touch, and subscribes to my views of clothing - the least you can possibly get away with. He can be a little emo at times, but honestly, it just makes me want to cradle him in my arms and tell him everything will be alright. Also, I feel funny in my pants whenever he uses big words.

That about does it.